‘Puerile, reprehensible and very, very funny’ Adam Kay ‘I love Fesshole. Every single one is a masterclass in storytelling’ Jay Rayner ‘Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like’ David Schneider ‘The wild, the wonderful, the frankly unbelievable and the downright disgusting. Under the anonymity of the internet people confess their most embarrassing secrets and it might not be good for their souls, but it’s great for the readers!’ Richard K Herring It’s confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you’d never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release. And where better to let it all out (/laugh at someone else’s misfortune) than on the internet. Fesshole is a Twitter account (@fesshole) which allows people to anonymously confess their innermost thoughts, deepest, darkest secrets, and their most outrageously funny faux pas - but will the online world absolve you of your sins? This book contains the greatest confessions to date, and a whole heap of new ones. After all, if you can’t confide in strangers on the internet, who can you tell?